Step 1. Buy firm tofu, slice it in half horizontally and drain it as shown here for at least 45 minutes.
Step 2. Simultaneously take a sausage link out of the freezer and defrost it.
Step 3. After draining the tofu, grease a baking pan and marinate in Trader Joe's Soyaki sauce for at least 30 minutes. Turn several times while marinating.
Step 4. Bake the tofu in a 400 degree oven for 20 minutes, or until the edges are brown and turning crispy.
Step 5. While the tofu is baking, sautee the sausage.
Step 6. Put one piece of tofu on a plate with your choice of sides (I recommend roasted potatoes and broccoli). Put sausage on the other plate.
Step 7. Recognize your husband will never be happy about eating tofu and give him the sausage plate. He enjoys the sausage, you enjoy the tofu (it is really good, you should try this method!) and have a happy marriage.